Devious Journal Entry

Aug 7, 20144 min read

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Published: Aug 7, 2014

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ok so, some stupid girl tagged me, and i'm pretty tired, so I'm gonna have some pretty bad answers. I'll put a link to the original journal so you can read the rules or whatever.

ten dumb things about me

1. i like to take my ipad or ipod touch into the bathroom to occupy my time.

2. one time, my sister told a stupid joke, and milk came out of my nose.

3. i watch too many seth macfarlane shows

4. i play WAY to much tf2 (google it)

5. i have so little confidence that the only time i asked a girl out i did it over computer.

6. i lied when i said that i would draw more. I'm not inspired...

7. i watch youtube late into the night, almost longer when i need to get up early

8. the one time i tried honey, i almost threw up

9. i like sour things, and over the summer, i found a cool brand of super sour warhead-esque candy, and i ate all of 15 of them within 24 hours. The next day, my tongue was literally peeling with dead obliterated taste buds.

10. i'm to lazy, sorry.

ten dumb questioins

1. What was the most embarrassing moment?
i really haven't done anything that bad.

2. if you could make a contract with kyuuby (i had to google it) what would you wish for?
to become my OC

3. the number one thing you haven't cosplayed as that you would love to do?
probably the scout from team fortress 2

4. craziest porn you have ever seen?
pregnant tentacle hentai.

5. scariest thing that has ever happened to you?
at quick trip we were pulling around a car, and the driver just drove forward, and she hit our car right next to me. my door was hevily dented.

6. What's the stupidest thing you have cried over?
finding a four leaf clover.

7. if all crime was legal for 24 hours, what would you do?
hide with a shotgun

8. i grab your hand and start running, and there's and explostion behind us. four words, what do you say?
let me go, jordan

9. What three things would you buy at walmart to freak out the cashier?
vaseline, latex gloves, and a doctor halloween costume

10. If you had a crush on someone of the same gender, who would it be?
Sebastian from black butler. he's awesome.

questions for people tagged

1. if you could draw anything that could come to life (doesn't matter how bad it is, it'll be fine) what would it be

2. how old were you when you discovered porn

3. who was your first crush

4. what anime/ manga do you hate the most

5. if you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be

6. if you could switch lives with someone, ANYONE, who would it be and why

7. if you would change one thing in the past, what would it be

8. if you could change one thing about YOURSELF, what would it be

9. who is your celebrity otp

10. what do you like most in other people